Red State Blue Balls by Rebekah Shoaf

Red State Blue Balls by Rebekah Shoaf

Put your oxygen mask on first and keep your hands to yourself

Red State Blue Balls #28

Sep 23, 2025
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I’m running 4 half marathons–52.4 miles–over 4 months to raise funds for Planned Parenthood, and I'd love your support! Click here to learn more about why Planned Parenthood means so much to me and to donate. Thank you for joining me in helping to protect healthcare for more than 2.1 million patients every year.

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